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Reading of Homer’s Iliad by Dr. Stanley Lombardo:

From writing.upenn.edu:

Top stanza is the opening of Melnick. Format of the rest: Homer’s Greek first, then a transliteration, then Melnick (in bold), and finally the standard (heterophonic) translation. 

(Time stamps added in by us.)

Men in Aïda, they appeal, eh? A day, O Achilles! [0:03]
Allow men in, emery Achaians. All gay ethic, eh? [0:08]
Paul asked if teach mousse suck, as Aïda, pro, yaps in. [0:14]
Here on a Tuesday. ‘Hello,’ Rhea to cake Eunice in. [0:17]
‘Hojo’ noisy tap as hideous debt to lay at a bully. [0:23]
Ex you, day. Tap write a ‘D,’ a stay. Tenor is Sunday. [0:28]
Atriedes stain axe and Ron ideas ’ll kill you. [0:33]

0:03
µῆνιν ἄειδε θεὰ Πηληϊάδεω Ἀχιλῆος
mênin aeide thea Pêlêïadeô Achilêos
Men in Aïda, they appeal, eh? A day, O Achilles!
SING, goddess, the anger of Peleus’ son Achilleus

0:08
οὐλοµένην, ἣ µυρί’ Ἀχαιοῖς ἄλγε’ ἔθηκε,
oulomenên, hê muri’ Achaiois alge’ ethêke,
Allow men in, emery Achaians. All gay ethic, eh?
and its devastation, which put pains thousandfold upon the Achaians,

0:14
πολλὰς δ’ ἰφθίµους ψυχὰς Ἄϊδι προΐαψεν
pollas d’ iphthimous psuchas Aïdi proïapsen
Paul asked if teach mousse suck, as Aïda, pro, yaps in.
hurled in their multitudes to the house of Hades strong souls

0:17
ἡρώων, αὐτοὺς δὲ ἑλώρια τεῦχε κύνεσσιν
hêrôôn, autous de helôria teuche kunessin
Here on a Tuesday. ‘Hello,’ Rhea to cake Eunice in.
of heroes, but gave their bodies to be the delicate feasting

0:23
οἰωνοῖσί τε πᾶσι, Διὸς δ’ ἐτελείετο7 βουλή,
oiônoisi te pasi, Dios d’ eteleieto boulê,
‘Hojo’ noisy tap as hideous debt to lay at a bully.
of dogs, of all birds, and the will of Zeus was accomplished

0:28
ἐξ οὗ δὴ τὰ πρῶτα διαστήτην ἐρίσαντε
ex hou dê ta prôta diastêtên erisante
Ex you, day. Tap write a ‘D,’ a stay. Tenor is Sunday.
since that time when first there stood in division of conflict

0:33
Ἀτρεΐδης τε ἄναξ ἀνδρῶν καὶ δῖος Ἀχιλλεύς.
Atreïdês te anax andrôn kai dios Achilleus.
Atriedes stain axe and Ron ideas ’ll kill you.
Atreus’ son the lord of men and brilliant Achilleus.

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